Sweet and funny erotic short stories!

Welcome to the world of Tilly and Elmer, a midwestern couple in their late sixties. They've been married for nearly fifty years, they still like each other, and they know what to do about it! The stories you'll find here are sweet, funny, nostalgic, and a little bit dirty. Sometimes more than a little!
Tilly and Elmer (The Sexy Seniors of South Branch and Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar) aren't likely to do anything THAT shocking, although their high school romance, (Coming of Age in South Branch) could raise an eyebrow or two, as well as some fond memories!
Tilly and Elmer's fellow citizens in South Branch, Iowa however (The Shady Side of South Branch) are not nearly as straight laced! Even I was shocked at some of the antics those characters got themselves into! Browse around to learn more about these and other similar stories! 
Written and illustrated by Gene Clements. 
 
 

Tilly and Elmer
These fictional stories chronicle the almost always humorous, and often erotic, adventures of Tilly and Elmer, a Midwestern couple in their seventies. They’ve been married for close to fifty years, and would appear to the casual observer to be the definition of an “old married couple”. But while they ARE a couple, AND married, they don’t consider themselves OLD. In fact, they still feel like teenagers most of the time, although sometimes events remind them that they aren’t quite as athletic, skinny, or flexible, as they were five decades ago. No matter. They try to recapture their youth anyway; and when they can’t quite recapture it, they at least give it a good chase. Along the way, they have some fun and get themselves into, and usually out of, some humorous situations. What they’ve lost over the years in body tone, they have gained in expertise, imagination, and good humor. Tilly and Elmer would never want to shock anyone, but what could be more shocking than an erotic story where the protagonists are shocked when they hear others use profanity? Most of the Tilly and Elmer short stories are free at Apple iBooks, Barnes and Noble, Kobo, and Smashwords. The collections are available for a few dollars and the Tilly and Elmer stories are available in Paperback at Amazon. 

And where the hell is South Branch?

Tilly and Elmer live on a small farm just outside the made up town of South Branch, Iowa in the southeastern part of the state. The casual observer would assume South Branch is just a typical, sleepy midwestern farming community, and while it IS typical, it's far from sleepy!
The citizens of South Branch have all the interesting characteristics of folks in the big cities, they just have to be more careful to keep their neighbors in the dark about the more extreme ones. Usually, they're not successful in this effort!