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Something new in 2022!  Stories from the Wicked Quickies series! (1000 words or fewer)
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Stories in the Wicked Quickies series are "Wicked" (Adjective: 1. 'disgustingly unpleasant': 'VILE'; or 2. 'great', 'cool', 'splendid': 'WONDERFUL'). Which definition you wish to apply to these stories will be up to you. On the other hand, each story consists of 1000 words or less and can be read in approximately five minutes, so I believe most readers will agree they can be accurately described as "Quickies." Due to the brevity of the stories, in many cases the humorous adventure ends just before the "Climax", allowing the reader to enjoy supplying his or her own happy ending! Whatever ending you invent, I hope the details are thrillingly wicked!

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“Many bags look alike! Be sure to check the luggage tag to be sure you have your own bag!” We’ve all seen these warning signs at airport baggage carousels, but it’s easy to skip this step, as Paul and Nicole did in “Bag Tag”. In their case, however, each of them was thrilled to fulfill the need to correct the oversight, especially after examining the contents of the bag they came home with.
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​Nina was beside herself with anticipation when her internet friend, Alex, arrived for their first visit. The hotel room was ready, and Nina could hardly wait to begin the romantic rendezvous they had planned. Before tumbling into bed though, her suddenly face-to-face friend had an opening gambit involving the slow removal of her clothing and its distribution to random locations around the room.
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Jim and Sophie, back for a High School Band reunion twenty years after they graduated, are free in their old hometown. The kids are at their grandparents’ house, and Jim and Sophie are looking forward to a throwback weekend in the motel where they lost their virginity together twenty years ago. Their old mutual friend Tom will be there too, and old fantasies may just be remembered. And rekindled!

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​The thrill was gone. Both knew it. Delbert’s desire for Birdie’s body had changed over twenty-five years from unlimited to uninterested. Birdie had attempted dressing in sexier clothes and being more affectionate, but nothing had helped. As a last resort, she consulted her good friend, Vivian, about her Delbert dilemma. The very experienced Vivian, whose name means “Lively”, had a foolproof, idea!
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Even though they rarely see each other around town, and have never touched each other, next door neighbors, Ruby and Earl, celebrate a small but thrilling ritual together every Friday night, after Ruby's husband has gone to work and Earl's elderly mother had gone to bed. Both participants anticipate and prepare for this ritual as though it was a religious ceremony, and for them, it is.
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  • | Home |
  • | Tilly & Elmer Stories |
    • About Tilly and Elmer
    • Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    • Tilly and Elmer - Coming of Age in South Branch|
    • Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar
    • The Great American Tilly and Elmer Novel
  • | More Erotic Stories |
    • Let's Tryst Again
    • Naughty Bedtime Stories
    • The Shady Side of South Branch
    • Wicked Quickies
    • Train 6 Party Mix
    • Moving In
  • | Author Page |
    • Contact
    • |Blog|
    • Downloading Instructions
  • | Catalogue |