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And Coming Up: A story in serial format - 22 funny and sometimes naughty episodes of "Moving In".
After leaving the small town where she grew up, and later raised her daughter, Betty had enjoyed twenty years of naughty adventures while living in Chicago with a man who was as offbeat, fun loving, and as full of sensuous shenanigans, as she. Now, with her soul mate no longer living, she and her daughter have decided it’s time for mom to move back to the small Illinois town of Valley Ridge, and back into her old house, now owned and occupied by her churchgoing, strait-laced, man-hating, middle-aged daughter, Katherine.
Each looked forward to this arrangement with a bit of hesitation. As you’ll see, this hesitation was justified.
Unbelievable! And people said I couldn't GIVE this stuff away! HA! (Well, okay, FOR NOW, all 75 short story titles below are free on Smashwords, Apple, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Scribd, and others. [.99 at Amazon!] Even the novels and short story collections are under 7 bucks! Cheaper and way less fattening than a cappuccino and a croissant! Not only that, there's no danger of leaving eBooks out where your prudish friends can see them on your coffee table, and secretly wish they were as brave as you!)
If you ARE brave, just about everything is available in Paperback and sometimes as audiobooks! See below!
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To Begin at the Beginning -
Welcome to a curious collection of 75 short stories (and counting), dozens of funny drawings, 3 novels, a novella, 2 grown-up coloring books, and a book of cartoons . They're playful and risqué-ful! Not to mention sweet, nostalgic, humorous, and a little dirty. Sometimes more than a little. Don't be alarmed - all the characters have a good time and no doubt you will too. Come to think of it, no one in these stories is even inconvenienced. And no one dies - unless it's a "Little Death!"
All are available on-line in some combination of ebooks (for any reader), paperbacks, and audiobooks. You can find links to all the stories and books, at any of several retailers, by clicking HERE, and on pages throughout the site describing the contents of each series.
Tilly and Elmer - Short Story Collections and Novels
Click on the illustrations below for more info on each:
Who are Tilly & Elmer?
Tilly and Elmer Come of Age
Tilly and Elmer - Sexy Seniors
And Where the Hell is South Branch?
Tilly and Elmer's High School Courtship.
Coming of Age
Tilly and Elmer awkwardly reconnect after college.
The Great American Tilly and Elmer Novel
Not sure where to start? Try "The Sexy Seniors of South Branch."
Available as 11 individual short stories or as the full collection in eBook formats.
The full collection is also available in paperback.
Available in all eBook formats and in Paperback
Available as 10 individual short stories or as the full collection in eBook formats.
The full collection is also available in paperback.
Available as 12 individual short stories or as the full collection in eBook formats.
Also available in paperback and as an audiobook.
Other Books and Short Story Collections
Tilly and Elmer's Naughty South Branch Neighbors
The Shady side of South Branch
Available as 28 individual short stories or as the full collection in eBook formats.
Also available in paperback.
9 Short Stories Featuring Many Diverse Characters
Naughty Bedtime Stories to Keep You Awake
Available as 9 individual short stories or as the full collection in eBook formats.
Short Stories you can read in 10 minutes or less.
Available as 7 individual short stories (so far).
2 Coloring books with 30 drawings to color in each.
Coloring Books for Grown-Ups.
Only available in Paperback. Is Grandma's Birthday coming up?
Novella - 2 lovers meet twice a year in different places.
Let's Tryst Again
Available as an eBook for any e-reader.
Cartoons - The Imaginary Life of an Older Man
Available as an eBook for any e-reader.
Available NOW - A New Novel
Train 6 Party Mix
The Great American Tilly and Elmer Novel !
It took me five years to get Tilly and Elmer to tell me the sordid, sweet, kinky, delightful, shocking, and romantic tale of their experiences in divergent colleges 2000 miles apart during their college days, but now here's the inside story. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll scratch your head in amazement. You'll wonder why you wasted $5.99 on this trash! Get your copy before they sell out - oh, wait - eBooks never sell out! Still, get your copy. Your iPad or Kindle will be delighted and you won't have to worry about leaving the paperback on the coffee table where the wrong people might see it!
On the other hand, if you want to impress the wrong people - The Great American Tilly and Elmer Novel is NOW available in Paperback at Amazon!
Tilly and Elmer, high school sweethearts from South Branch, Iowa, tearfully depart for disparate colleges in San Francisco and Cedar Falls where they encounter wildly divergent experiences, and sex, with a menagerie of new lovers. Distance, diversity, and dubious dalliances turn their love to disdain. Then they’re imprisoned together in an old pickup on a long, troublesome road trip back home.
Now available as an eBook or in paperback: The Shady Side of South Branch
Long time readers of the Tilly and Elmer stories know by now that they don't have to worry (too much) about Tilly and Elmer getting themselves into anything too shocking. But the little town of South Branch, like most small towns, is teeming with folks who are interested in scandalous behavior. And they engage in such behavior whenever they think their neighbors aren't looking!
The Shady Side of South Branch - 28 stories that Will have You Rolling on the Floor
And Sometimes Laughing!
Barnes & Noble
Gardner's Extended Retail
And in Paperback at Amazon
Sweet and funny erotic short stories!
Welcome to the world of Tilly and Elmer, a midwestern couple in their late sixties. They've been married for nearly fifty years, they still like each other, and they know what to do about it! The stories you'll find here are sweet, funny, nostalgic, and a little bit dirty. Sometimes more than a little!
Tilly and Elmer (The Sexy Seniors of South Branch and Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar) aren't likely to do anything THAT shocking, although their high school romance, (Coming of Age in South Branch) could raise an eyebrow or two, as well as some fond memories!
Tilly and Elmer's fellow citizens in South Branch, Iowa however (The Shady Side of South Branch) are not nearly as straight laced! Even I was shocked at some of the antics those characters got themselves into! Browse around to learn more about these and other similar stories!
Written and illustrated by Gene Clements.
Series: Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
Ten fictional short stories chronicling the humorous, romantic, and erotic adventures of Tilly and Elmer, a midwestern couple in their late sixties. They haven't been eighteen for a half century, but that doesn't seem to slow them down when it comes to naughty mischief.
These individual short stories are available free for any ebook reader. Links can be found HERE. The complete collection can be downloaded for a few dollars from the same retailers.
If you prefer an actual book, the "expanded collection" of Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch can be found in paperback at Amazon.
AND - If your friend is about to turn 60 - the minimum age for reading Tilly and Elmer - the Sexy Seniors COLORING BOOK would make a great birthday gift! Get one for yourself too! Find it HERE.
Reader Review: "Yiayia, my grandma, found this to be racy but hysterical! It brightened up her birthday!!! lol"
Series / Novella: Tilly and Elmer - Coming of Age in South Branch
You may have wondered how much more adventuresome Tilly and Elmer must have been as teenagers! Now it can be revealed! In the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, our favorite sexagenarians describe, in sometimes hilarious and sometimes scandalous detail, their slow motion coming of age in the Midwest in the early sixties. From their clumsy first date to the first time they go “all the way” (on the second try), you’ll gasp at Elmer’s inexperience, smile at Tilly’s (real or faked?) innocence, and perhaps shed a tear of recognition at the blundering beauty of their first time.
Since the stories are presented in chronological order, my wonderful editor, Elizabeth Johnson, gently pointed out that I couldn't just smush them together into a book; for it to work, I really had to rewrite the collection as a novella. She was right as usual. The result was Coming of Age in South Branch, available as an ebook or in paperback.
The eleven original short stories are still available free for any ebook reader.
Links can be found HERE.
And, of course, I couldn't resist doing another adult coloring book. Try not to get distracted as you color!
Coloring Book available at AMAZON
Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar (Now available collected in one volume!)
More humorous and sexy adventures involving Tilly and Elmer. The short stories in this series are about celebration! Tilly and Elmer love to celebrate holidays, from Valentine’s Day to National Bourbon Day. They’re always in the mood to celebrate, and somehow the celebration always involves their continuing attempts to behave like eighteen year olds. The attempts don’t always work as planned, but they are always romantic, funny, and frisky!
These stories are not only available as ebooks! I'm trying something new by offering them as AUDIOBOOKS on Audible, Amazon, and Apple iBooks!
You can find links to all of these HERE
Short Story Titles:
•Tilly and Elmer's Unruly Resolutions
•Hooray! Hooray! The First of May
•Fourth of July Fireworks
•A Fair Affair
•Tilly and Elmer - And Martha
•Anniversary Tease on the High Seas
•Tilly and Elmer's Old Haunts
•Tilly and Elmer's Thanksgiving - An Unseemly Scene with Warm Whipped Cream
•Tilly's Christmas Surprise
And in Paperback:
Now as an Audiobook!
Audible $14.95 (Click Here to get it free when you join Audible)
Novella: Let's Tryst Again
Tilly's cousin, Carol, and her old friend Sam, meet twice a year for a week of uninhibited frolic! In the summer they meet at Sam's secluded cottage in the woods of Michigan; in the winter, Carol plans a week of fun for them at an exciting urban location which she keeps secret from Sam until the last minute.
Let's Tryst Again chronicles a week at Sam's where their outrageous shenanigans have even the squirrels blushing! You will too!
Find links to retailers HERE
What readers are saying:
• "It’s only funny because it’s true... Tilly and Elmer are a hoot!"
• "I read it, then I had to share it with my wife, now we are going to read all of them together. Cute book thanks :)"
• "Funny sex story involving the “older” generation! A must read for us 50 something’s! Gives me hope!"
• "Great funny fun story. The pictures are super, especially how they work alongside the narrative. "
• "Personal opinion - I would like to see more of this erotica dealing with seniors. As a senior myself, I know that sex does not end at 40. Also this author shows the feelings of the characters, often forgotten or ignored in most erotica today."
• Read Naoko Smith's review of Book 2 in the FlashbackX series, "Falling for a Kiss" on http://feministerotica.blogspot.co.uk
•"The last story in The Sexy Seniors of South Branch, 'Tilly's Afternoon Delight', is a masterpiece!"
Written and Illustrated by Gene Clements