Gene Clements

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​Unbelievable! And people said I couldn't GIVE this stuff away! HA! Well, okay, FOR NOW, all 112 short story titles below are free on Smashwords, Apple, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Scribd, and others. [.99 at Amazon!] Even the novels and short story collections are under 7 bucks! Cheaper and way less fattening than a cappuccino and a croissant!
​(Not only that, there's no danger of leaving eBooks out where your prudish friends can see them on your coffee table, and secretly wish they were as brave as you!)
​If you ARE brave, just about everything is available in Paperback and sometimes as audiobooks! See below! 
Seattle Erotic Art Festival -
 Literary and Visual Artist, 2016 - 2023 

To Begin at the Beginning -

Welcome to a curious collection of 112 short stories (and counting), dozens of funny drawings, 5 books of collected stories, 3 novels, a novella, a 22 part serial, 2 grown-up coloring books, and a book of cartoons . They're playful and risqué-ful! Not to mention sweet, nostalgic, humorous, and a little dirty. Sometimes more than a little. Don't be alarmed - all the characters have a good time and no doubt you will too. Come to think of it, no one in these stories is even inconvenienced.  And no one dies - unless it's a "Little Death!"
All are available on-line in some combination of ebooks (for any reader), paperbacks, and audiobooks. You can find links to all the stories and books, at any of several retailers, by clicking HERE, and on pages throughout the site describing the contents of each series.
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Tilly and Elmer - Short Story Collections and Novels

Click on the illustrations below for more info on each:
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Who are Tilly & Elmer? 
Tilly and Elmer Come of Age
Tilly and Elmer - Sexy Seniors
 And Where the Hell is South Branch?
Tilly and Elmer's High School Courtship.
Coming of Age
in
​South Branch
Tilly and Elmer awkwardly reconnect after college.
​The Great American Tilly and Elmer Novel
Tilly and Elmer still like each other, and know what to do about it.
​The Sexy Seniors
of
​South Branch
A year with Tilly and Elmer's Calendar of Shenanigans.
Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar

Not sure where to start? Try "The Sexy Seniors of South Branch."
Available as 11 individual short stories or as the full collection in eBook formats.
​The full collection is also available in paperback.
Available in all eBook formats and in Paperback
Available as 10 individual short stories or as the full collection in eBook formats.
​The full collection is also available in paperback.
Available as 12 individual  short stories or as the full collection in eBook formats.
​Also available in paperback and as an audiobook.
Other Books and Short Story Collections 
Tilly and Elmer's Naughty South Branch Neighbors
The Shady side of South Branch 
Available as 28 individual short stories or as the full collection in eBook formats.
​Also available in paperback.
13 Short Stories Featuring Many Diverse Characters and Situations.
Naughty Bedtime Stories to Keep You Awake
Available as 13 individual short stories, and a collected volume in eBook format.
Short Stories  you can read in 10 minutes or less.
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Wicked Quickies
Available as 11 individual short stories (so far) in eBook formats for any reader and in paperback.
6 travelers board the California Zephyr for a "trip out" to Chicago.
Train 6 Party Mix
Available as an eBook for any e-reader and in paperback.
Frisky Mom moves in with her strait-laced daughter in a small town. Yikes!
Moving In
Available as an eBook for any e-reader and in paperback.

More Amusing Publications

2 Coloring books with 30 drawings to color in each
Picture
Coloring Books for Grownups
Only available in paperback at Amazon. Is Grandma's birthday coming up?
Cartoons - The imaginary life of an older man
Virgil's Reality

Available as an e-book for any e- Reader

Quick Links to all Gene's Books at your Favorite Retailer:

​ (Not all these have the every available book, and you may have to turn off filtering of erotica at some retailers to see the entire collection.)

What readers are saying:

• "It’s only funny because it’s true... Tilly and Elmer are a hoot!"

• "I read it, then I had to share it with my wife, now we are going to read all of them together. Cute book thanks :)"

• "Funny sex story involving the “older” generation! A must read for us 50 something’s! Gives me hope!"

• "Great funny fun story. The pictures are super, especially how they work alongside the narrative. "

• "Personal opinion - I would like to see more of this erotica dealing with seniors. As a senior myself, I know that sex does not end at 40. Also this author shows the feelings of the characters, often forgotten or ignored in most erotica today."

• Read Naoko Smith's review of Book 2 in the FlashbackX series, "Falling for a Kiss" on http://feministerotica.blogspot.co.uk

•"The last story in The Sexy Seniors of South Branch, 'Tilly's Afternoon Delight', is a masterpiece!"

Written and Illustrated by Gene Clements

• Gene's author page on Amazon
• Read an interview with Gene on Smashwords