Funny and Frisky (Mostly Senior) Erotica
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Naughty Bedtime Stories to Keep You Awake

Most of the stories in this series were written for submission to the literary art jury of the Seattle Erotic Art Festival and I've been lucky enough to have one or more stories accepted each year since 2016. These have been published in the Seattle Erotic Art Festival Literary Art Anthology and can be found in paperback on Lulu and Amazon. You can find them in ebook format for various e readers at Apple, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, and Amazon.
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#1
Who doesn’t like sex and cheesecake? The young lovers in this short story like both, and they don’t know which to indulge in first. In the end, they come up with a tasty solution which delights them. And everyone else on the dining terrace!
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#2
Looking for love on the London Underground! Two strangers enjoy the ride as they become entangled in their fantasies about each other; and possibly entangled in something fantastic as well. Raise a glass of “Whisky Rebellion” to the possibilities!

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#3
A snowy Nebraska night! Maxine and Donny are horny night clerks at the Sleeptite Motel. Only one room is still available.
Maxine wants to introduce the shy Donny to the pleasures of sex. Perfect! Unfortunately, when a late arriving couple takes Room 101, the site of Maxine’s imagined tryst, her plan is ruined – or is it?

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#4
Jennifer should have been a little more cautious before she made a tipsy bet with Scott over whose paintings would sell best at the upcoming art show! She should also have been clearer about the penalty for losing! Now she was nearly naked and helplessly bound to the heavy worktable in his studio. Scott had departed, locking the door behind him, and by now she had waited for what seemed like hours wondering when, or with whom, he would return.

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#5
Each week, the highlight of Kate’s Saturday was her attendance at the customary pick-up basketball game at Parkside Court. She enjoyed watching the athletic young men, a medley of muscles in motion, and she returned the favor by dressing just immodestly enough that the boys could pretend her exhibitionism was unintentional. And, with luck, something more exciting than basketball might happen!

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#6
Karen, scantily dressed under her heavy coat, shivered as she waited in the middle of a Nebraska winter night for Josh’s train to arrive from Chicago. Their plan was to enjoy 90 minutes of sexual delight, somewhere nearby, before the eastbound train would take him back home. She wasn’t sure how they could recapture the thrill of last summer so quickly, and trains are not known for being on time.

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#7
Jack enjoyed driving his UTV out to a corner of the farm every few days to pump irrigation water from the pond. His location was out of sight of the house and over a hill from the public road, so it was a convenient location for looking at a bit of porn on his phone and masturbating while waiting for the pumping to finish. His custom was to fantasize about Linda, a girl he had no chance with. But maybe …

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#8
Barbara avoided going to the dentist whenever possible. She found the experience frightening and stressful, as many do, and the idea that it could ever be fun and sexy seemed impossible, until her friend Shelly told her about Dr. Brennan. And when the handsome Robert welcomed her to Dr. Brennen’s luxurious office and offered her a Mojito, she began to think Shelly could be right.

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#10

James and Josh were now college graduates, and it was time to celebrate! They had been friends since grade school and were celebrating with Bridget, Josh’s mom, who had practically raised them. James had been in love with Josh’s mom since he was 7 years old, and now he was grown up, Bridget didn’t have a man in her life, and James was entertaining thoughts that entertained him. Too bad he was shy.
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  • | Home |
  • | Tilly & Elmer Stories |
    • About Tilly and Elmer
    • Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
    • Tilly and Elmer - Coming of Age in South Branch|
    • Tilly and Elmer's Carnal Calendar
    • The Great American Tilly and Elmer Novel
  • | More Erotic Stories |
    • Let's Tryst Again
    • Naughty Bedtime Stories
    • The Shady Side of South Branch
    • Wicked Quickies
    • Train 6 Party Mix
    • Moving In
  • | Author Page |
    • Contact
    • |Blog|
    • Downloading Instructions
  • | Catalogue |