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Episode 1 (of 22) – Betty, a pleasantly promiscuous and playful 70 year old mom, sporting magenta hair and naughty tattoos, moves back to the small and conservative Midwestern town where she grew up. She’ll be living with her up-tight, prudish, strait-laced, man-hating daughter, who wants to teach her mom to be an upstanding and scandal-free citizen for a change. What could go wrong?
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Episode 2 (of 22) - In hopes of introducing Mom to ‘all the right’ people, Katherine takes Mom to church where she introduces her to Reverend Grawlix and several of the older, most proper, and well connected ladies of Valley Ridge. Meanwhile, Betty runs into a boy she knew back in high school, and they find each had an unacted upon crush on the other. The two find they have lots to catch up on!
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Episode 3 (of 22) – On Wednesday, Reverend Grawlix, having heard that Betty had attended his church as a young girl, and hoping to recruit her as a regular member of his flock, paid the family a friendly visit. As they talked, Betty recounted an embarrassing and scandalous incident from Sunday School – the incident that had caused her to renounce attending church, and wearing panties, ever since.
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Episode 4 (of 22) – Betty and Lester were eager to “get back in touch” after having not seen each other for a half century, and they planned a dinner date for the next Friday. Both agreed the date, which included sweet flirtation and arousing inuendo, was fun and romantic. And although they didn’t catch up on EVERYTHING, by the end of the evening, Lester HAD discovered Betty rarely wore panties.
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Episode 5 (of 22) –Lester and Betty decided, with Katherine’s permission, to build a “Mom Cave” in the corner of her unfinished basement as a secret sex den. They didn’t want to wait, though, to consummate their new relationship; unfortunately, an attempt to accomplish this in the local park was foiled. Luckily, when they visited Lester’s brother on the old family farm, their problem was solved.
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Episode 6 (of 22) – While Lester and Betty went to Danston in search of a sofa/BED which would become the ‘High Altar’ of their private basement hangout, Katherine spent the afternoon visiting with her friend Mary, also known as ‘The Virgin Mary’, the daughter of Reverend Grawlix. During their chat, Katherine became concerned that Mary may have taken up with a handsome but dangerous young man!
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Episode 7 (of 22) – At the farm, Lester introduced Betty to his brother Chester and Chester’s wife Lori. While the men went to town in the truck for an errand, Lori showed Betty the secret sex den she and Chester had constructed in the hay loft. This hideaway was complete with everything for a perfect tryst, and our lovers spent the afternoon enjoying all the charms of the loft, and each other.
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Episode 8 (of 22) – Katherine couldn’t sleep after the afternoon conversation with her friend Mary, and when Betty and Lester got back unexpectedly late, and then spent an hour necking in the car after they did get home, she was miffed. A quick test of the vibrator her mom had left on her nightstand led to a sleepless night, and when she WAS sleeping, her dreams were frightening! And delightful!
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Episode 9 (of 22) – Eventually, Lester and Betty put the finishing touches on the ‘mom cave’ and decided to celebrate with their first opportunity for intimacy since their roll in the hay at the farm. For now, his was impossible at home so, in a devil may care mood, they revived the old high school gambit of parking in a private place out in the country. This was both successful, and perilous.
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Episode 10 (of 22) – Once they were alone again after the sudden and yet stimulating interruption of their inopportune intercourse, Betty and Lester were inspired to discuss the details of their personal secrets regarding rarely revealed yearnings and unmentionable urges. To their delight, they found a wide variety of improprieties they could look forward to enjoying together in the days ahead.
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Episode 11 (of 22) – In order to properly christen the now finished ‘mom cave’, Betty needed to acquire a supply of marijuana. She wanted to keep this secret as a surprise for Lester, so she borrowed Katherine’s car for the drive to Danston to visit the nearest dispensary where she was surprised to meet her old friend Susie Q and, on the way home, made contact once again with the ubiquitous Roy.
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Episode 12 (of 22) – Finally, the long awaited sofa/BED arrived, and Betty and Lester lost no time in initiating her planned ceremony in which the bed had a central function. Each had a little gift for the other, and then they exchanged more active and vocal gifts. Katherine was home by now and was inspired, or led astray, by the suggestive sounds coming up through the heating ducts from below.
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Episode 13 (of 22) – Katherine, stirred by the sensual sounds rising up from the basement to wantonly try out the vibrator her mom had given her, soon experienced her first real orgasm. She was thrilled. And horrified! Naturally, she went to Rev. Grawlix for sacred advice and corporal comfort. Curiously, when she left the church, it appeared she wasn’t the only one in line for special attention.
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Episode 14 (of 22) – Betty felt by now that she really should get a driver’s license so she could drive without worrying about meeting up with a cop out on the road. Katherine helped her study the latest traffic laws and Betty passed her driver’s test with flying colors. She was so excited by this development, that she decided to buy herself a car without a center console in the way of her fun.
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Episode 15 (of 22) – In spite of a certain trepidation on everyone’s part, Betty was invited to join a ladies book club at the church, and decided to accept. As a former English teacher, she was interested in the reading selections, but she resolved to hold her tongue about the literary qualities of the selected reading material so as not to cause a fuss. By the end of the meeting there was a fuss.
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Episode 16 (of 22) –Betty and Lester’s age was no impediment to their making love regularly in the mom cave, but in the interest of exploring a wider variety of venues, Lester convinced Betty to join him for a “picnic” in a secluded area down by the creek. The afternoon was delightful, delicious, and sensual until they were interrupted by a second member of the perilous “clothing snake” family.
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Episode 17 (of 22) – As Betty and Lester became more playful in their sexual creativity, Betty decided one afternoon that he needed a tattoo. The design of this proposed tattoo sprang to her mind out of nowhere and she knew just the artist to carry out her artistic vision, her old friend Rose from Chicago. Naturally, the tattoo was to be located in a sensitive area, and Rose knew just what to do.
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Episode 18 (of 22) – Although some of the activities Betty and Lester enjoyed in Chicago were top secret, Katherine learned about them all through the heat ducts, inspiring her own misbehavior. Later, at the Tipsy Wicket, Katherine revealed everything to her friend Mary, who had some confessions to make as well. Both felt guilty, but some of their ideas for reducing this were even more shameful.
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Episode 19 (of 22) – After her tipsy talk with Mary, Katherine was even more puzzled about morality. Her Minnie however, had made up its mind that masturbation should be considered a sacred ritual. The next day, Katherine hinted to Reverend Grawlix that for the most blessed result, his washing of her feet should extend up to her most sinful area and after hesitating briefly, he agreed to try it.
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Episode 20 (of 22) – At Katherine’s suggestion, Mary reintroduced Betty to Grace, (her mom and the former wife of Reverend Grawlix). Betty, Susie, and Grace had been good friends as schoolgirls, and it didn’t take long before their intimate friendship was rekindled. This led to a reprise of their adolescent sleepovers at one another’s houses, but this time with wine, weed, secrets, and sex toys.
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Episode 21 (of 22) – After the revelations she had heard from Betty and Lester, Mary, and Betty’s sleep over partners, as well as her increasingly intimate relationship with Frosty, Katherine asked Betty to introduce her and Mary to Holey Vibrations in Chicago. Once there, and hearing no objections from god, all three stocked up on spectacular, sinless, sensual toys to manipulate their Minnies.
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Episode 22 (of 22 Final Episode) – Finally, after a great deal of religious study, Katherine realized that nothing in the bible specifically forbid a woman from marrying a mechanical sex toy as long as it was a male. And fortunately, “Frosty” was male through and through. Once this was decided, she began planning the wedding with her mom as officiant, and Betty’s “Nanook”, Frosty’s twin brother, as best man.
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